Diablo Canyon
1893
(The Arizona Desert)
prize-winning mineral-scientist
Henri Moissan
Excavates a colorless crystal
From the crash site
Of a
50 Thousand Year Old Comet
A gift from the stars
Moissan
(A prize-winning mineral-scientist)
devined
that the mineral was
Silicon Carbide
Like nothing found on earth!
Truly of the stars
Only
A diamond
could scratch it!
But
The Diablo Canyon Mineral
contained a greater glow!
The Diablo Diamond
was born.
Just Kidding
They named it
Moissanite
(After The Prize-winning Mineral-scientist)
Second Hardest mineral
”found” on earth
Grown in a lab
Just like they do with Diamonds
”These days”
Known to emit a
Superior Fiery Sparkle
It’s as easy to work with as a Diamond
Holds up as well as a Diamond
And costs less than a diamond
Named After it’s discoverer
(Unfortunately)
DIablo Diamond
(Damn fine Fake name)
Also
Arizonite
(Very stately)
prounced:
ARE-EYE-ZuN-ITE
( fake )
The Second choice after “Moissanite”
Was
”Tampa Bay Devil Rays”
(great team, terrible name)